Mooch

I had the opportunity today to meet a person VERY familiar to me and probably to you also. It was Mr. Mooch. He was everything I remembered and oh so much more. Icky icky pooh! Here's the definition of a mooch, in case you haven't met him. Given enough time on earth, you'll run across him once or twice or thrice.

mooch

dictionary results for: mooch

1.	to borrow (a small item or amount) without intending to return or repay it.

2.	to get or take without paying or at another's expense; sponge: He always mooches cigarettes.

3.

to beg.

4.

to steal.

–verb (used without object)

5.	to skulk or sneak.

6.	to loiter or wander about.

–noun

7.	Also, moocher. a person who mooches.

Yeah, you've met him before, you just didn't know a decent name to call him!